Life of a wild beast - The Bulldog's Diary
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Chapter 1: I am Wild

Entry #0.1 & #0.2:

The prologue of a monster's biography, the tomfoolery of a note,
the random paper slid into the diary titled "Earliy Merawrthe Experiens"
which is full of horrible spelling.
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Quote:"Dear dariy,

Tudei:

I faun a shobel.

I got beet awp by a bawnch oph shep enjoyes.

I maed a lot of mai own kind engri at me.

I challenjed a lizart demon ant lost.

I evolv for de first taim.

I lost my shobel.

I kolled a woff demon a 'pup', he din't laik thet.

I maed a boar engri bai kolling it 'pork'.

I got a naif trown to my ess bai a mad lad.

I beet awp a hoomen kid because I'm raciss tu hoomens I thenk.

I thenk geting beet awp isin't so bat after al... ૮ ˆﻌˆ ა"

(Legend says that trying to read early Bulldog's writing skills can kill one's brain cells.)
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