[crack connoisseur]

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He was a simple man, in a house that housed no one but him. However, there was a rather strange problem: whenever he left a room with a faucet within, he'd notice the faucet was somewhat turned on afterward. The water bill had increased, but not by much, however, the noise- the noise! It annoyed him so much, and he wondered how he was always forgetting to turn off completely those damn faucets.

However, one day, he had an idea to record himself going into the kitchen to wash his hands in the sink, grab a snack, and stealthily leave a camera recording a video on the countertop. The plan was executed perfectly, and then, a few minutes later, he took the camera, promptly watching the video, hoping he had not gotten Alzheimer's at such a young age!

The recorded video kept playing for a few minutes until a bald guy he had never seen in his life showed up in the video, sneakily turning on the faucet, though only by a bit, smiling like the sleazy fuck he was. Terrorized, he widened his eyes, wondering how the hell that guy had gotten into his house! He jumped from his armchair, ready to call the police- no, the man would catch him, wouldn't he? He was inside his house, after all. Thus he took his keys and ran as fast as he could to the door...

Only to meet the same bald guy covering most of his wooden door with his bulky body, holding a sawed-off shotgun wearing nothing but professionalism in his expression. "I'VE COME TO CLAIM YOUR BOUNTY, CHILD-HUNTER!"

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A deafening scream. Not by anyone inside the dream, but by the dream's owner, which had quickly ceased the unwanted experience.