[Milly]

Once more, Crows swarm out from the Western Swamp lands, screeching their own version of the news. Perhaps one day, the source of these crows will be discovered, until then...?

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN THE CROWBERT REPORT COMING AT YOU NNNNNNNIGHTLY! OR DAILY!

OSRONA LOST THE BATTLE FOR STARFALL - MAYBE IT'S A FORETELLING OF THINGS TO COME? THIS CROW CAN ONLY HOPE SO!

WE HEARD THE QUEEN ROTTED SOME CABBAGES ASTA GAVE HER FOR HER WEDDING, THAT'S A REAL BIG INSULT YOU KNOW! BUT WE GUESS WE AREN'T THAT SURPRISED.

THE KING MANAGED TO SWOOP IN AND SAVE HIS LEADING LADY FROM THE HIGH LADY - THAT'S IMPRESSIVE, WE GUESS. MAYBE TRY BEATING OTHER FOLKS FIRST KINGY.

THERE'S A RUMOR A GROUP OF KIDS ARE GONNA DESCEND INTO THE VAULT AFTER SOME FANCY WEAPONS! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET THEM!

PROMOTIONS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING IN OSRONA, FROM THE NEW STELLUS (we hear he voted for himself, corruption!) TO A NEW KNIGHT AND A NEW PALADIN! THESE AREN'T IMPORTANT THOUGH!

WHATS IMPORTANT IS SOME DRAKANITE HAS A DRAGON EGG, AND ANOTHER ONE NAMED HERSELF DRAGONLORD - JUST GAVE HERSELF THE TITLE. THE EGO! WE SWEAR!

ILBURG AND MYLLENORIS BEAT BACK THE THING THAT WAS COMING THROUGH THE PORTAL BELOW ILBURG UNFORTUNATELY. SAD DAY IT IS, WE WERE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!