[TheHopscotch]

"... Come, I beckon only the hungry and wanting for this chance at something grand.
I beckon the strong and those which fear not the darkness from the actions of ourselves.
I who have peered into this abyssal pool, frightened and fearful of what it may hold.
What it may bring, all the same.
I'll guide any and all, for no more than a small sum of coin.
Guide you to that purpose you have long since lacked."

(Bidding ends at 12PM EST Tonight. 

The one with the highest bid is free to organize 10+ People and set an appropriate date for this event.)