[ratqueen]

hey gang, i culd not find gainful remote employment, so sad + too bad
this means commissions r once more open until i can afford a motor vehicle or something
for the low low price of $5 you can have a spiffy new profile made by "rat queen" !!

i will also whip together images for forum posts and even format them
(tho if it's a more complex forum post im fully formatting i might charge a lil more than 5 smackaroonies)
here's some spiffy examples of forum posts i've made, if that fancies you:
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6

most importantly please send your prayers to our lord and savior jesus christ that i may abscond from these wretched boondocks soon
preferably before i do something that lands me a place as the subject of netflix's next true crime docudrama mini series

you may add me at rat god#1318 to do business
(adjusts tightness of disco elysium necktie replica as she says this)