[totally a real new player]

ur dad

- he's guy cobbs
- peaked in high school
- little bit of an alcoholic
- got stood up by marcella efsevis at the starfall prom
- doesn't really like women because of this
- this includes you don't expect child support unless you event for it
- hasn't missed coachella since 1884
- the admins took his wildcard away

ur mom

- isn't marcella efsevis

you

- are a girl, because it's funny to be a girl named Guy
- are named Guy Cobbs Jr.
- can go wild otherwise

apply

[totally a real new player]

cobbe jr picked apps r closed ty 4 applying