Abracadabra Counseling Services!
Introducing . . .
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Have you ever thought to yourself,
"Wow, this situation sucks."
"I'm feeling a flood of overwhelming emotion and I can't cope!"
"These episodes are likely due to my underlying childhood traumas."
or perhaps even, "I feel awful, is this depression or am I just dehydrated?"
... Then Abracadabra Counseling Services is here to serve you, our humble client!
Our trained medical staff are equipped to handle a variety of issues and conditions, and are licensed to perform psychiatric care* for those in need. If you or a loved one feel this would be beneficial to you, feel free to reach out to Linneaus or Radella of Black Rose Island! The only counseling office which is absolutely certified to 'abracadabra' those problems away**!
We are receiving letters and calls today***!
*On Black Rose Island
** For legal reasons the Abracadabra Counseling Services cannot guarantee that all serious psychiatric trauma can be abracadabra'd away
Have you ever thought to yourself,
"Wow, this situation sucks."
"I'm feeling a flood of overwhelming emotion and I can't cope!"
"These episodes are likely due to my underlying childhood traumas."
or perhaps even, "I feel awful, is this depression or am I just dehydrated?"
... Then Abracadabra Counseling Services is here to serve you, our humble client!
Our trained medical staff are equipped to handle a variety of issues and conditions, and are licensed to perform psychiatric care* for those in need. If you or a loved one feel this would be beneficial to you, feel free to reach out to Linneaus or Radella of Black Rose Island! The only counseling office which is absolutely certified to 'abracadabra' those problems away**!
We are receiving letters and calls today***!
*On Black Rose Island
** For legal reasons the Abracadabra Counseling Services cannot guarantee that all serious psychiatric trauma can be abracadabra'd away
*** For reasons of anachronism, the Abracadabra Counseling Services are not receiving any calls at this time