[Dandeli]

i, dandeli, will play your child

perks include:

• being a full-time university student in britainia who needs to study for her exams
  
• overuse of html
  
• will read & comprehend lore 
  
• can be blood-related or adopted
  
• you can make up a backstory
  
• you can even be a demon though that would be fuckedup
  

please dm sgt.dandeli
stocks going fast (only 1 left!)

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portfolio of work:

child of e2 who's dad got eaten by a crow
- his dad got eaten by a fucking crow
child of e2 who got kidnapped by sors ultovex
- incredible ptsd roleplay
child of e2 who was adopted by leader of huangzhou and then he died the day after
- incredible ptsd roleplay
woman of e2 that got eaten by a vampire
- had a successful pancake stall in gehenna
woman of e3 that almost got eaten by a vampire
- travelled to the surface of the moon and survived
- left the worst lineage known to man
- moxtli warchief
- ruined an entire culture
- once travelled into enemy territory with Excalibur
woman of e4 that got killed by kakashi naruto
- made an evil brainwashing megaphone
- spoke with . before every four words to be cool and mysterious
man of e4 that almost got killed by gilgamesh silvanus
- summoned an evil monster man

[Oicha]

I will let you play Zeek's child but you must be really fucked up, like completely nefarious, yknow? You must be totally dastardly and wicked.

[Dandeli]

banana

[Oicha]

You're a natural, you're hired.

[Zanoroku]

Interesting. I don't mind taking you up on that offer but the world would be against you.

Are you ready for such a thing? You wan to be a lovely Cambion or a Demon?