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Life of a wild beast - The Bulldog's Diary
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Chapter 1: I am Wild

Entry #0.1 & #0.2:

The prologue of a monster's biography, the tomfoolery of a note,
the random paper slid into the diary titled "Earliy Merawrthe Experiens"
which is full of horrible spelling.
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Quote:"Dear dariy,

Tudei:

I faun a shobel.

I got beet awp by a bawnch oph shep enjoyes.

I maed a lot of mai own kind engri at me.

I challenjed a lizart demon ant lost.

I evolv for de first taim.

I lost my shobel.

I kolled a woff demon a 'pup', he din't laik thet.

I maed a boar engri bai kolling it 'pork'.

I got a naif trown to my ess bai a mad lad.

I beet awp a hoomen kid because I'm raciss tu hoomens I thenk.

I thenk geting beet awp isin't so bat after al... ૮ ˆﻌˆ ა"

(Legend says that trying to read early Bulldog's writing skills can kill one's brain cells.)
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Entry #1:
"They don't eat each other anymore."


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Quote:"And so they claimed.

The night wolves don't try to eat each other anymore...

And yet minutes after, right before my eyes they were downright ripping each other apart like mindless hounds.

Incapable to understand the purpose of forming a pack, how disorganized.

Today I've learned two things:

One, do not trust people who wear caps even if they don't wear one.

Two, dear diary... I'm very confused, woof. ૮ ˆﻌˆ'ა"
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