[Dandeli]

"Pitiful creatures of the Land! Pitiful, Pitiful, PITIFUL!

Just like I.. raised to walk.. raised to dress.. raised to trudge atop grass and sand..!

Yet unlike I, unable to swim - poised to drown! 

Does man desire an early sea burial?! 

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No, he does not!!!!!

And thus.."

Melionette has declared in the form of very tiny posters littered around Dal'thala she intends to teach anyone willing to swim.

There is a disclaimer at the bottom that reads: 'IF WE'RE ALL ALIVE FOR THEN.'

Wednesday
8PM GMT / 4PM ET
Dal'thala Beach - North West

[Dandeli]

Hello! This'll happen at 8:30 GMT because I, Dandeli, and by extension Melionette, am in traffic !

[Dandeli]

I THINK I DID THE WRONG TIME ZONE KILL ME LATER. I meant whatever the time is in 10 minutes.

[Dandeli]

First Swimming Lesson Concludes.
Future lessons coming to A FUTURE NEAR YOU.