MOSH PIT [Public Event]
#1
It's been a little bit since reports started coming in about them. A corpse walking, with more personality than most undead. A violent throwback to a bygone era.

Virexa of Skarnfel.

Reports of maimings in the wilderness, magi well above what should be able to handle a simple corpse put on the floor; a squire nearly captured, a knight of Caethir forced back, rumors of exploits echoing throughout Meranthe. Her presence, undeniably public, has otherwise been silent-- a story told by the blood she sheds and the people she speaks to, not by her.

Not until now.




The flyers appear outside just about every major settlement on the surface of Meranthe. Across the bridge south of Dal'thala. Scattered through the fields of Arcadia. Carefully placed atop the glimmering, warded graves east of Atheleon, dumped in the twisted wilderness around Sanctuary, atop the dryest stones of Stonehaven and beneath the Shengese arches of Kindlehelm and among the distant sands of Myridia. All of them say the same thing.


Quote:MOSH PIT

WELCOME TO THE RETURN TOUR OF THE BEST PUNK BAND MERANTHE HAS EVER SEEN,
HOPE DIES SCREAMING

I'M YOUR LEAD GUITARIST AND VOCALIST, VIREXA
AND I'M INVITING YOU (YES, YOU!) TO ATTEND MY FIRST CONCERT
SEE THE FOLLOWING CHART ON IF YOU'RE A WELCOME ATTENDEE


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IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A GOOD FIT, SHOW UP, BE READY TO THROW DOWN, AND BRING YOUR FUCKING A-GAME
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE BURNING DOWN THE ROOF WITH THIS ONE!

LOCATION: I DON'T KNOW YET (I'LL FIGURE IT OUT)
TIME: IN THE NEXT YEAR OR TWO PROBABLY

BE THERE!





At the very least, none can accuse her of being dispassionate.


Date: February 24th @ 5:00 PM EST
Location: Will be announced before the event.
Danger: All fights are Danger 1, minimum. Fighting is encouraged, if not mandatory.
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#2
Okay, but where the fuck actually is it?

The answer is provided not by any reasonable measure, like, say, an announcement from an official medium, or even more flyers, but just by... the contextless dispersement of a ridiculous quantity of photographs scattered across Meranthe.

And they don't even actually say -specifically- where the concert is going to be. Did she write on all of these herself?



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#3
Does this bitch ever shut up? A new message has been released, practically just before the event itself-- pages scattered in the usual places.



Quote:SUP MERANTHE, GOT SOMETHING TO ADD
WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST FOR TODAY'S CONCERT:

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THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE EUPHAEDRAN DRYAD,
NARAKA!

COME BY IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FREE! THEY'LL BE CENTER STAGE!
IF YOU'RE JUST HERE TO TAKE THEM FOR YOURSELF, FUCK OFF, I DON'T DO IMPRISONMENT

THANKS!



Oh. Okay.
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