05-10-2024, 10:28 PM
There is a very bold column amid the daily humdrum of dull and daring news.
Quote:Hello,I am the man that mans the printing press at the Quill.Embarrassingly, my employer and by extension head editor has just posted me a slip of paper.It reads:
'Hello, I will be going on a pilgrimage to appease my adoptive Mother and Deity
so that my tome may become an encyclopaedia of Her Children's many beauties.
And so I can make sense of my place and mind.I know this is all very sudden. I have left you 10,000c for this inconvenience so
that you may survive in the times I do not commission you for your services!Thank you for all you have done for me, Burton.
Inform Leafblade Captain Kakku and Tatsuya Amamamamamamamamiya that they have legally inherited all adoptive-parent responsibilities in my absence.'
While it's improper, if you require news in the meanwhile, I humbly suggest The Daily Leaf.
